Thursday, December 8, 2011

I feel like the Grinch today...

Today was a day.  Work was crazy. 

a kid at daycare punched Nathan.  So, Nathan got mad and bit him.  Nathan never bites so it was out of character, but, of course, just another thing we have to hear from his teachers.  we have been struggling with some things at daycare for a few months now. it sucks.  it beyond sucks.  it stresses me out.  later on in the day, the kid scratched Nathan on the face.  he now has a big scratch across his left cheek. 

but, you can't do anything about the other kid, and have to focus on your own.  and many times you can't even do anything for your kid because you aren't there.  daycare sucks.   Evan has been sick, and I am tired of hearing negative  things about Nathan when the kid I see at home is awesome (granted, he's four, he has his moments...definatley.)

So, yeah, I am in a Grinchy mood.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

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